Sunday, 26 January 2014

Life In A Time Warp!

Okay, look, I know - and I'm feeling guilty about it, alright?! I haven't posted in forever, I missed doing my Christmas and New Year post altogether and it's suddenly the end of January and I don't know how I got here so the only answer is that  there's a problem with my space-time continuum again and I'm stuck in a time warp that is distorting everything and making October actually just yesterday for me!!!

So, guilt gone and I've accepted I am now really in January - it must be true because I know it's been raining forever and I'm heartily sick of it. It's a wonder Britain doesn't sink with the weight of all that water on our sodden land!

I'm going to use my useful time warp and transport us back to the hazy, crazy but not so lazy days of last summer to show you the work on the bottom last! :-D
Ooops, I've just realised from looking at the dates on the photos that building the reservoir actually happened in April 2012, but we didn't get any further then because the awful weather set in for the rest of the summer and it was never dry enough for long enough to get the pond finished!

Right. Get yourselves a nice cup of tea, or whatever takes your fancy, and sit back and enjoy the ride!

Given that Himself is a reincarnated Victorian engineer, it wouldn't have been right if  we'd built a reservoir without him having to produce some wonderful contraption to help it along.
He made 2 cruciform wheels of spokes.....
 to go in place once he'd cleared out,shaped, sized,  levelled and put sand in the bottom of the long dug out reservoir pit. He then made a cylinder of 2 layers of hardboard - the inner one was shiny side out, the outer one was shiny side in and was 2" bigger in diameter - the reasons for this will become clear in a minute!
 The two cruciforms wedged the inner cylinder in place and kept it circular. The outer cylinder, being bigger, left a 2" gap for concrete to be poured in and we used offcuts of tea house insulation  to wedge the out cylinder in place. I'm a really good mixer of concrete (she said, modestly!)
 Once the concrete was set, we took it all apart, raised the cylinders and cruciforms up and repeated the process twice more - with a week between each move to let the concrete harden off. It was hard work and Himself proved to be a bit of a contortionist as he clambered inelegantly in and out of the hole with increasing amounts of stuff in it!
 The result? A beautifully cast concrete reservoir! Himself is a star!
 Now you're probably wondering why we needed a reservoir? Well even if you weren't wondering, I'm still going to tell you. The top pond is considerably larger than the bottom pond. It holds appoximately 6000 litres (or 1300 gallons if you prefer) and the bottom pond only holds about 2000 litres (500 gallons), so every time we switched on the pump to run the stream, the bottom pond water level went down about 2 feet - because the water level  in the top pond needed to rise by a couple of inches in order to get over the lip of the waterfall stone - but more about that later!

In the next photo, the green hosepipe shows the shape of the finished pond. It had only been, up to this point, a hole with a liner in it so that we could get the water levels right and check that the stream worked. It had never been properly dug out, shaped, shelved and 'done'. Part of the problem in getting it done was that I wanted the pond to extend across the skanky old path, part of which I'd already removed, hence the manky flagstones......

 and it was at the top of some equally skanky old steps!!! Yeah, yeah, I know ...first I build ponds under treees, then I put them at the top of steps!
We pumped the water out of the pond hole to let us access the hole.
 Anyway Himself , as ever, had a cunning plan to deal with my idiocy! He took out the old steps, used a few chunky pieces of pond stones to construct a dry stone wall to join up with the hideous old wall on the right (which at some point will be replaced with a nice wall!) and then he backfilled it with the topsoil we'd had lying in a heap from when we originally dug out the pond hole about 5 years ago!
I then had the dubious pleasure of clearing several years worth of leaves, gunge, frogs, newts and assorted other squirmy things out of the  bottom of the hole. Balancing somewhat precariously on the edge of a hole where the bottom was juuuust deeper than I could safely reach did wonders for my core muscles - ouch!
 Then liner was then removed and Himself went all technical again. I pointed out where I wanted the shelves to be. He then carefully worked out all the levels and did the scary bit of drilling the hole through the concrete to put the outlet pipe in place. No use having a reservoir if you can't get water in or out of it!
 The outlet pipe was fitted - after a bit of a struggle in a confined space again, but at least there were no cruciforms in there this time!
 and backfilled with soil, then a layer of  builders sand on top.
 The tank was lined with fleecy pond underlay
 and then, with Ower Dave's help, a specially made 'top hat' shaped butyl liner was carefully put into place and glued down.
 The rest of the pond was properly dug to size and levels. Ower Dave lined it all with fine sand - that I had spent hours making from the sandstone I'd dug out of the pond holes years ago and stashed up the garden on some tarpaulin. It just needed a bit of bashing and putting through a griddle.
 We filled the reservoir, checking carefully for any leaks - and, of course, there weren't any!
 The fleece liner  was put in place and swept clean of any small stones and grit
 before the butyl liner was finally laid...after sitting in the shed for 2 years!
 Himself cut the hole in the liner for the outlet pipe and fastened the outlet seal in place
  and we left it to fill up with water
 ...and it stayed that way for a whole year!
To be continued........!
Oh, and Happy New Year everyone!


FlowerLady Lorraine said...

It's good to see you again and interesting to read your pond saga. Yourself and Himself did a GREAT job. I'm looking forward to reading more.

Have a great week ~ FlowerLady

Jayne Hill said...

Oh, there you are :} Lovely! Will pay proper attention to all this clever construction when I am no longer sneezing my head off and single-handedly boosting the share value of Kleenex tissues.

Miss you and resolve to catch up properly before too much more time has passed. xxx

Sue Garrett said...

I bet you are really enjoying your pond now.

Nutty Gnome said...

Ah Lorraine, you have no idea what a saga it has been!!! The whole Japanese garden was one 6 summer holiday project almost 8 years ago now - what an optimist I am!
Last year was a wash-out weather wise, so it doesn't really count, but everything always takes us far longer than I anticipate it will! Partly beause Himself puts things off that he thinks are going to be really difficult, but then because he's worried about them and thought them through for so long they actually go really smoothly and easily!

Nutty Gnome said...

Bilbo m'dear, sorry to hear that you're badly...get well soon please.
I miss you too - we need to have a long chat once you're back to fighting strength again! xxx

Nutty Gnome said...

Sue, I love it! I've got a lot of the planting around it done now, but more to do this year ...but you'll see when I do the next post - and I promise it'll not be another 3 month wait this time! :-)

Shady Gardener said...

Hurrah! You have shown us this next step in what is always a continuing saga... whether it be creating ponds or garden beds or "whatever." ;-)

You two are a great pair and, when you get that extra help, seem to be able to do it all!!


Kathryn/ said...

Dearest Liz, After reading this amazingly ambitious post (can't believe what builders you and Himself are!) I had to go back through old posts until I finally found March 2012 where there *was* a pond post. Thought I was dreaming for a moment. Yep! Clearly this was a new water adventure. The cement part was daunting in and of itself. It's so admirable that you tackle these hard things and create more and more beauty each time you endeavor. Thank you for sharing. So inspiring! Love across the pond! Kathryn xoxo

Casa Mariposa said...

Simply amazing that your hubs knows how to do this. If he lived in my area, he'd have more work than he'd be able to handle. :o) Love the new pond!

Nutty Gnome said...

Himself and I do seem to make a great team don't we Shady?! :-)
We are lucky to have so many friends and family who will come and help out when we need them - I guess all the love that goes into our projects is what makes our garden feel special!

Nutty Gnome said...

Haha...yes Kathryn, this is the second pond in the pond saga!Now that it's all done it looks great - and I can't wait to do the next post about the 'arty-farty' part of the baby!!!

We tackle these things because no=one said it wasn't possible! (and the fact that it says 'Daft Optimist' in big letters across my forehead!)

Thank you for your lovely comments my dear friend, love back across the miles! xxx

Nutty Gnome said...

Casa - Himself is a little gem! He really is a Reincarnated Victorian Engineer who is in his element doing this sort of stuff!
We make a great team - I come up with barmy ideas, start all the heavy stuff with great enthusiasm, he finishes off the heavy stuff when I run out of steam, works out and does all the complicated technical stuff - with me as his 'goffer' and I do the arty-farty finishing off! It's the same on projects inside the house too!

TheToadLessTravelled said...

Great post, especially 'Ower Dave'. LOVE that! :)

Nutty Gnome said...

Hi ToadLessTravelled - what a great name by the way! Thanks for popping in and reading me. Glad you liked it - you do have to read it in a yorkshire accent though..hence 'Ower Dave'
I love 'im too! :-D

Chris said...

Hi there, what a great job. I'm stopping by to say how delightful your blog is. Thanks so much for sharing. I have recently found your blog and am now following you, and will visit often. Please stop by my blog and perhaps you would like to follow me also. Have a wonderful day. Hugs, Chris

Nutty Gnome said...

Hi Chris and thank you for visiting, liking and following my blog - and for your lovely comments.
I'm a bit of a slow blogger at the moment, but new posts will pop up again soon!
Looking forward to having a look at your blog too :-)
Hugs, Liz